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If zombies are working on instinct or memories of what they once were when they were human - why don't they eat animals? Or at least a burger or something? They lose most of their thought processes and all of a sudden they are picky eaters now?

Maybe it's not about eating. Maybe it's about creating more zombies. Maybe they are just lonely. After all, who wants to play crappy old Mario Party without any mates? Nobody, that's who. Maybe what remains of their human sides are their insecurities - they are afraid, so they get violent - they are lonely, so they bite more people. See it makes sense, doesn't it? And that explains why they don't run - because often people look like complete tits when they run. Don't try to pretend you haven't once worried about running like an old lady, because you have - it's okay to admit it. Apparently Roger Moore wouldn't run in the Bond movies because running just wasn't cool. The only person who doesn't seem to realise it is Mel Gibson, who has made running down a road his trademark.

Zombies don´t run.

** E aqui: zombie pinups.

# alexandre rodrigues | 23 de janeiro Comentários (0) | TrackBack (0)