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Walter, you are not a jew

Jerry: "I'll never be able to have children"

Osgood: "We can adopt some"

Jerry: "But you don't understand, Osgood. I'm a man"

Osgood: "Well, nobody's perfect"

Os diálogos mais inspirados já escritos para uma comédia estão em Quanto Mais Quente Melhor. Há vários concorrentes próximos, os filmes do Woody Allen, a conversa do Sick Boy com o Renton sobre a decadência do Sean Connery, as elocubrações de Vincent Vega e Jules sobre massagem nos pés em Pulp Fiction.

Mas tenho uma queda por esse, do Grande Lebowski:

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]

Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

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